THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE
| Proclaimed in Peter's capacity as an Australian Albert Einstein tribute band |  |
This is the secret of the Universe. Don't tell anybody.
It's in two parts:
1. Nobody knows what the fuck they're doing
2. Nobody will admit it.
And, by the way, the only
reason travel broadens the mind is that you get a chance to read an interesting
book on the plane.
Men give love and hope
to gain sex in return; women vice versa.
The real trouble is, men want to marry
their mothers and end up marrying their wives' mothers